February 2012
Friend: Hi, how are you feeling today?
Me: I think I've hit an All Time Low.
Friend: Oh my gosh. What's wrong?
Me: Well, The Maine reason is that no one gets my band references.
Friend: Wait what?
Me: Can we go to dinner so I can explain. You. Me. At Six?
Friend: What are you talking about?
Me: Or I guess we could wait for summer... Is The Summer Set?
Friend: What the hell.
Me: I mean, we could go to a parade. Perhaps a Mayday Parade?
Friend: What the fuck is a Mayday Parade.
Me: Goodbye cruel world! Bring Me The Horizon!
Friend: You're so weird.
Me: I guess we're having a Fall Out, Boy.
Friend: I'm a girl.
Me: Yes, and Boys Like Girls.
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That feeling when you accidentally drop the food... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Reblog if you're embarrassed of your weight or how...
In class: oh yeah i totally get this
homework: lol what the fuck
test: lol what the fuck
report card: lol fuck
Imagine if Kingsley was a Teacher....
When a kid goes to the toilet:
When they get a question wrong:
Not doing their homework:
When someone talks over him:
When they come to class late:
Him on playground duty:
when the class is too noisy:
I hate when people are like “Oh my god, people who don’t like Tim shouldn’t exist. Like they are so dumb omg.”
Like quit being a fangirl that claims to know about baseball when you know you just want to suck his dick. You should be the one who doesn’t exist.
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Paula's reaction to the new TSS video.
Paula: Aw. This is cute
Paula: OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK.
newy0rksydi:
plot twist: shakira’s hips are actually lying
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timlinceshit:
i love josh hamilton
so so so so much you don’t understand
catindigamajig:
When I see a message notification here, it seems like I’m the only one that thinks, “Shit… What did I do now??”
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timlinceshit replied to your post: After hearing Ryan Braun speak, I truly believe he…
he’s one of my favorite guys in the game he plays well, he’s very articulate and i like the way he handles things and idk i’m with you he just seemed really genuine about it and the whole situation in itself is still sketchy
I don’t know why I just saw this? But, I completely agree with you.
Glee needs to stop ripping off One Tree Hill so I stop seeing that shit in my One Tree Hill.
Too bad Ryan Murphy sucks and he doesn’t know originality.
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